people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if only i could text you this smell
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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