no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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