Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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