There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
