Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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