But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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