shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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