I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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