I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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