I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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