Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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