u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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