I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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