love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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