She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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