Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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