why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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