Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Drunk is not a location!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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