she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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