Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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