Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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