I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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