It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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