No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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