Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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