thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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