Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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