Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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