...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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