the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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