I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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