You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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