bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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