Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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