David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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