oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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