Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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