so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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