i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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