I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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