Whats the glycemic index on semen?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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