he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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