I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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