It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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