thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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