just come out here and I will go home with you...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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