How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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