So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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