Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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