But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
grandma shit on top of the toilet
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
MIDGETS
????
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Congratulations! We have a period
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