The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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