Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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