you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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